Have you ever been obsessed with someone?
How are we defining obsessed?
As in; you’re checking their social media even when you’ve deleted the apps to give yourself a break.
…How’re you checking their accounts then?
No I don’t think I’ve ever gone that far. Is this an ex? Or an old rival or something?
Um…if I had to define it I’d probably say a frenemy?
Like a nemesis.
Oh, I like that. We love each other, but we have some history. Rivals who are totally obsessed- like socks and sandals.
…Did you just half quote Bob’s Burgers?
I love it. And the answer is still no.