Prompt: On the interview show Inside the Actors’ Studio, host James Lipton asks each of his guests the same ten questions (you’ll find them below). What are your responses?

What is your favorite word? Tartle or Uitwaaien…or Oyster
What is your least favorite word? Meh
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Music
What turns you off? Bad breath
What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
What sound or noise do you love? Singing bowls
What sound or noise do you hate? High pitched squealing from cars
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Voice acting
What profession would you not like to do? Politics
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Nothing.

In case you were wondering about the first two words, below are rough translations:

Tartle – the act of hesitating while introducing someone because you’ve forgotten their name

Uitwaaien – to go out in windy weather, particularly into nature or a park, in order to refresh and clear one’s mind