Yackety-Yak: Straws

I don’t like these new paper straws. 

Why? 

Because when I chew on it I end up tearing it. 

So don’t chew on it?

But it’s my thing. I always chew on straws.

What? 

It’s really not that deep. 

You say that now, but just wait until your straw dissolves.

…It already dissolved. Didn’t it?

Yep.

Ha.

It’s still not that deep.

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