I don’t like these new paper straws. 

Why? 

Because when I chew on it I end up tearing it. 

So don’t chew on it?

But it’s my thing. I always chew on straws.

…

What? 

It’s really not that deep. 

You say that now, but just wait until your straw dissolves.

…

…It already dissolved. Didn’t it?

Yep.

Ha.

It’s still not that deep.